gemorning, gemorning.

I was watching TV and he was beside me eating Kueh Tiao that I bungkus for him from my mom’s house. He suddenly raised his arm and said 

“ bau ketiak orang jap.”

Without further ado and not even a tiny speck of trace of hesitation I put my whole head on his armpit and inhaled.

“oi what are you doing?”

“ awak suruh bau ketiak awak?”

“ orang suruh garu la, GARU KETIAK ORANG. Kan tangan tengah guna nak makan,so tolongla garu kan. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”