Kau dekat facebook pun kau nak carik pasal.

I met this two idiotheads on my second week working in kofibin. I was doing part time, and they were doing their internship. The first impression that I had of Amy was

"Kesiannya budak ni, gemuk sangat. Mesti tak larat nak jalan. Aku ni pun macam dah mengah2 masa lari 2.4km, dia lagi lah."

So I befriended her, because of emphaty, and because I had no one else to friend with. I at that time, was not yet a bestfriend to Mira, because I thought she was a complete snob, but she's clearly not, and we're good friends up until now. *insert smiley face*

As days passed Amy started to show her taring, she didn't clear table, she didn't want to be in charge of the EnB machine, she just stood in the counter area and talked and talked and talked and talked. She likes to talk about herself. She is one hell of a narcissistic bitch.

She even made me do stuffs.

"Qila, gi topup ais."

"Qila basuhkan cutlery"

"Qila urutkan buntut aku."

Apart from that, she likes the former outlet manager, Abang Airul. Not just like, she was in love with him. And Mamarzurin, she was the culprit behind this. *tunduk pada Marzurin*

A thought came into my head

"Macam mana lah orang segemuk ni, sebusuk hamis ni, boleh ada tahap keyakinan setinggi ni. Macam mana? Macam mana? MACAM MANAAAAAA? Aku gemuk jugak. Kenapa aku tak yakin macam dia?"

The other one, Lina. Her first sentence to me, was

"Eh kau ada boyfren ke? Siapa nak kat kau? Haha."

My self-esteem cracked upon hearing what she said. I then talked to myself

"Dear God, am I that ugly and fat that no one really wants me?"

But I moved on real fast after looking at her jerawat face that she covered up with an inch of foundation that was three or four tones lighter.

And just now, Amy provoked in facebook. (But I provoked them first. Miahahaha)

Amy, Amy, the sepet gemuk bukit who changes her facebook's profile picture more often than a supermodel, provoked me.

No. I will not proceed. I will write only this. And that is it.

Babi la bukit uitm ni.

Ok that's it. Enough.

Babi.

Enough Aqila! Tak baik cakap orang macam ni.

Ok bye.

Sent by Maxis from my BlackBerry® smartphone.