I cried and begged for mercy while I talked to God on the telephone.

Dear God, why do shits always, always happen to me?

*sigh*

I bought this car behind the firelord's back. I went to the sales advisor secretly. I went to the bank alone. I even chosed the cheapest car that it's monthly installment times to four, is lower than my salary, so that I don't have to have a guarantor. Because I really didn't want anybody of my blood to know.

And then the bank called the firelord, to ensure about the locations that I am residing in.

The firelord was furious upon knowing.

"KAU TAK BOLEH TUNGGU AYAH BELIKAN KE? KAU JANGAN BAWAK BALIK PUN KERETA TU DEKAT RUMAH!"

Things, and so many other bad things happened to this car, and happened to me while I was driving this car. I don't know why. It might be because I derhaka to the firelord and now I am paying for it, or this just happened accidentally.

The first 3 days, a kancil sagat the bumper. It was stationary. I was in the car, combing my hair. Azan was the one who took it to the workshop, while I, I cried so very terukly at the parking lot.

About two month after that a taxi langgar the side mirror.

After that, I sagat the parking building wall.

Next, ampaian jatuh on top of it.

And then, yesterday. I parked it in a parking spot. A parking spot for fuck's sake in front of my office building. A fucking stupid AhSoh with high blood pressure hit it, while it was stationary. The impact was so hard that my car hit another car which was also stationary. I don't know how she did it, but she did.

The whole office went to the site. Even my boss. The passers by were really kesian with the bangang AhSoh. But I, I just wanted to kill her with my car keys. I still do.

"Macam mana saya nak gi bazar ni?" I cried to Kak Fiza and Nick (my office mates).

They went "hoi! Tu yang kau fikir?"

Moral of the story is, if your father says no, then don't do it. Or maybe God just hates me.

Bye. Nak pergi sambung nangis.

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